PRELUDE A reconstruction of events after the breakup to serve as background and explanation of present and future details in HARD |< O R. Send comments or flames to rok@uclink.berkeley.edu This file originally orignated from http://ucsee.eecs.berkeley.edu/~rk/HardKor.html by RoK ver 1.0 Part A:12/23/95 Part B:12/25/95 Part C:12/27/95 Ichi: //Rainy Night Part A: (Setting: Yuusaku is lying in bed, at home on a Friday night, leaning against the wall. It is near the end of summer and he is alone in the house. A cricket just outside the window is busily chirping a love song.) 9:54. A typical Friday night for me. Alone and nowhere to go. Unlike the other boys who were making out with their girlfriends in the park, I was cooped up in the house by myself. A situation that has become all too familar. I would rather be spending all my time with my love Hikaru. But Hikaru wasn't my girlfriend; she never was. What a loser I must be! Can't even muster enough courage to ask her to be my girl. Why? Because she's going with Kyosuke. Well, she was going with him, until now. The problem was, in her mind, she still thought she was Kyosuke's girl. Even after he dumped her! Kyosuke! What a baka jerk! If I could just get my hands on him, ... Lord knows I could inflict heavy damage on him! (clenches fist) Arrgghhhhhhh! Makes me angry even thinking about it. [Ding from alarm clock] 10:00. Time for that Kung-fu flick. That'll get my mind off those two betraying lovebirds! (Switches on TV with remote, gets up, goes to kitchen to pick up some munchies. We see the opening of the Kung-fu movie with subtitles and hinting of dubbing action (i.e. lips moving doesn't match words uttered)) Opening Movie Title: The Mad Monk versus the Hunan Hero! [Yuusaku is sitting in bed, eating snacks, watching the movie. He falls asleep near the end, dreaming; a dream similar to the plotline of the movie] Scene shows Yuusaku as the Hunan hero going into village to inquire about the fair maiden Mei-Lan (Madoka) whom he has been commissioned to rescue. "Excuse me innkeeper (Master of ABCB pub). I was wondering if you can help me out here. My master, Go-Chan-ku has sent me, first deciple, to look for the whereabouts of the fair maiden Mei-Lan. I heard she could be found in these parts. Do you have information on her possible whereabouts? "Oh please great hero, leave me alone! If you know what's good for you, you leave simple, quite village immediately! Before he comes back!" "What are you talking about? You just spouting nonsense, old man. Before who comes back?" "Him. The Mad Monk. The one who has been ravaging this village for several months. Everyone is afraid to talk for fear of what he might do to them! So please go! Or else you'll get me and my family in trouble." "Now listen here. I didn't come a long way to find this girl just to quit on account of this monk. " "No one is going to tell you anything. If you don't leave, I shall call the constable on you!" "Alright, alright! I can see I'm not going anywhere with you. But tell this mad monk, should he come by, that I'm looking for him." (Leaves shop) As he is about to leave up the street, we see a young, tough, boyish looking fellow in blue clothing edging out from the corner of the building. "So, you want to know about the mad monk, do you?" [Turns around towards him]" Why yes I do? And who might you be?" "I'm Li-Jen-Ka, head waiter for that crazy innkeeper you just met. I'm not as chicken as he is." "Please to make your acquaintance, friend. Now about that monk..." "Talk doesn't come cheap, especially in these parts where money is scarce." [Laughs heartily] "I see where you getting at". [Takes out two silver coins and tosses it over] Is this enough for you? "That will do for the time being. What do you want to know?" "Well first I want to know where I can find the girl Mei-Lan. Second, I want to know about this mad monk." "It seems the two questions go hand in hand. You see, Mei-Lan has been captured by the mad monk and is going to be his bride." "Now look here; you better not try to feed me lies. Everyone knows that monks don't marry!" "But this monk is crazy! And he's really not a monk; more of a sorcerer. But he carries a strange staff just like a monk does." "And where might I find this monk character?" "Well, let's see, he last ransacked the village two days ago. That was when he captured Mei-Lan. Now he probably would be back tonight for his party before he marries her tomorrow morning. So that's when we will strike." "We? Listen little boy; I don't recall entering a partnership with you and my style is to work alone." "You need me, whether you like it or not and don't call me little boy! I'm the only person in this town who is willing to lend you a helping hand. And it seems you will need all the help you can get, facing this mad monk, starting with your ego! He has many henchmen of whom you will yet have to deal with. All I ask in return for my services is five talons of gold." [Hunan hero stares at boy for a moment] Alright boy. You drive a hard bargain. I'll take you as my sidekick. But I'll only pay after the girl is rescued. So what's your plan?" "Good enough for me. Come back here in the alley after sunset. From there, we sneak into the brothel run by Mao-ping(Komatsu) and Deng-Dung (Hatta). The mad monk should be stopping by there tonight." "OK boy. I'll meet you here at sunset." [Next scene] Hunan hero, after exploring about town and inquiring about monk, returns back to the same location and find a beautiful woman there waiting for him. "Excuse me miss. I must be in the wrong location. I was expecting someone else." "I know. I'm Li-Jen-Ko! (Hikaru)" "B-but you're a girl!" "Yes I am. What made you think otherwise?" "You were dressed up as a boy before..." "Yes. But you should not let appearances deceive you." "Hey, look here. I thought we were suppose to storm the brothel or ambush the monk outside." "No dummy! Do you want to get us killed before we're in his stronghold? That would be very foolish. You heroes are so dense!" "So what do you propose we do now?" "We need to sneak into his fortress amid the hills before we can make our move." "Why didn't you tell me before! We could have gone to the fortress ourselves and challenged this monk, instead of waiting till sundown." "Again you prove your stupidity. The gate is magically enchanted. Should you have tried to enter the gate, it would have alerted the guards to your presence immediately. Then you would have no chance at all to rescue the girl. "So how are we suppose to sneak into the fortress? Pretend we're invisible and walk right in?" "Very funny. I have another idea. I'm going to the brothel to pass myself as one of the call girls. When I'm in, I'll open the back window for you to sneak in. Afterwards, you'll hide in one of the supply crates being brought to the fortress for the festivities." "Are you sure this plan of yours is going to work, little buddy?" "Do you have any better ideas?" "No, I guess not. Well then, let's get going!" [Scene at Brothel. Hunan hero makes his way towards the back of the brothel while Li-Jen talks to Deng-Dung] "Hi there good-looking. I'm one of the new girls." "Hmmmm. Hi there little honey. I've never seen you before. You look almost good enough to eat. Mind if I have a sample?" [Lets out silly girly laugh, turns head away in embarrasement, and gently taps Deng-Dung's cheek] "Ummm. Now, now deary. You shouldn't say things like that. What would the customers think?" "Let's say I'm 'breaking you in'!" "My, who is that shadowly figure up ahead?" "Why, its the mad monk! (Gets panicky) You better go inside right now and get yourself ready. I have business to attend to." [Inside, she passes Mao-ping who is layed out over the table with several rice-wine bottles around him, stone-drunk. She stands nearby the door to overhear the conversation. But instead of the imposing monk, we see a little kid instead talking to Deng-Dung.] "Greetings to you, exulted one. Please excuse my brother for not coming out to welcome your greatness. I thought the mad monk would be here himself." "No. I'm here on his behalf. He has other business to attend to. Is the harem and supplies ready?" "Yes yes. The girls are ready and my men are in the process of loading the crates onto the cart." "Good. Here's your payment. [Takes out small pouch of money and tosses it at Deng's feet, spilling money all over] [Deng on his hands and knees on the gorund to gather in the money] "Oh thank you sir! Thank you for such generosity!" "Now begone, swine, before I get in a bad mood and decide to kill you." Li-Jen thinks: She lets in the Hunan hero and stashes him in one of the crates just as the men are loading the last few crates. "Gee, this last crate seems especially heavy!" "That's because your arms are tired from carrying the other crates. Now stop moaning and get moving!" (Grumble, grumble) After traveling a long way up the hills, the group finally makes it up to the fortress. Our two heroes safely pass inside. We see the last of the crates get dumped into the supply room next to the kitchen. (A few moments after the men has left...) "Ow!!! My head is swelling from that impact. Next time, I know better than to trust a girl's plan!" Gets out of crate and starts to snoop around. Subdues a guard and drags him into another room and changes clothing with him. "Now this should makes things much easier." Wanders into hallway and enters a dark room and gets knocked over the head. "OWW! Not again! That hurts!" "Oh, it's you! It's me, Li-Jen. I thought you were someone else. I manage to sneak out from the harem." "Well, you didn't have to hit me like that!" "You looked like one of the guards and..." "Ok. No time for idle chatter. Here's the plan. We find the girl and sneak out under the cover of night. Should be very easy. So where is she now?" "She's in the room located on the right hand side down the hallway. But there might be a trap. No one is guarding her." "Don't worry, little brother. They probably figure no one could penetrate their mighty fortress. You stay here; I'll be back with the girl." Tiptoes down the hallway, looks around and enters the room. Inside, he sees a sleeping Mei-Lan. "Hey lady! Wake up. I'm the Hunan Hero and I've come to rescue you." Unsuspectingly, our hero does not see the shadowly figure coming up from behind him from the closet. (WHOMP!) "Urghh,.... not again..." [collapses to the floor] "What! What have you done with him?" Kid Kazuya: Just keeping out the intruders, that's what! Now you stay put while I drag this ruffian to the dungeon. I'll let my monk master decide what to do with him after the ceremony. Don't want to ruin the happy festivities. (evil laugh: ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!) Li-jen: Something must have happened to him. It's been too long. I better go and check. Open crack of door and then stops as she sees Kid Kazuya dragging Hunan hero amid the raucous sounds of the orgy. "Oh no! I knew he couldn't do it by himself. But what shall I do?" [The next day...] Hunan hero wakes up to the sound of the crowing rooster. "Urghh, Arghhh, Owww! My head... Damn, I have a headache. (looks around) Where am I? What am I doing here? (hears music) Oh no! the cremony is going to begin! I must stop this! But... (finds that hands and legs are tied up!)Damn! If I could only get to my knife..." Ceremony begins while Hunan hero struggles to twist his arms down from under him in order to get to his knife, wedged inside his left boot. "Urgh,.. a little more, more... Got it!" (Cuts himself loose) Looks out the dungeon window and then across through his cell at the sleeping drunk guards. One guard is asleep on the floor near his cell, with his keys just out of arms's reach. Now the hero is struggling to stretch himself to reach the keys. Ceremony proceeds further. Bride to be is covered in the ceremonial bridal dress, wearing a headress covering up the whole face and standing next to the mad monk. (Kyosuke!) Priest is reciting the marriage mantras. Hunan hero finally gets the keys, frees himself, and races into the courtyard yelling "Stop this, stop this now!" just when the marriage ceremony is almost finished. Monk: "Ahh, who do we have here?" Kid Kazuya: He's the ruffian I captured last night and threw into the dungeon. I was going to tell you about him after the ceremony. Monk: Sooooooooooo. He wants to have some fun...? I think I present my bride to be with an early wedding present: his HEAD! Get him guards!" Fighting erupts betweenn Hunan Hero and 12 guards. He easily subdues them with his kung-fu. "You have to do better than that if you want to get the best of me!" "I will. Send in the Twin Avengers! (Manami and Kurumi)" Hunan hero fights these twin girls with dual swords in both of their hands. The hero gets knicked several times on his arms. This only serves cause our hero to go beserk. He breaks all their swords and delivers fatal hits to both twins simultaneously to knock them both out. "Impressive. But your time has run out. Kamikaze Kid, get him! Little kid jumps out to fight him. "Listen kid. I have a score to settle with you!" "Shut up fool! When I'm through with you, the vultures will be picking at your decapitated corpse!" Fight begins. Kid invokes some kind of flash magic which enables him to always behind our hero and attack from behind. Clearly, our hero is overmatched here and is getting the crap beaten out of him. Soon, our hero is sent flying into a corner, where another blow would finish him. Hero thinks to himself: If I don't rework my strategy, I'll be dead. Somehow, this kid can appear at my backside at will. So I will have to anticipate the attack and pretend I have eyes in the back of my head. Invokes new strategy and kung-fu and is coming back, sending blows to the kid. Frustrated, the kid makes the fatal mistake of appearing in front of the Hunan hero where he is wasted immediately! Monk: What?!? You defeated my best fighter! It's hard to find good help these days. (Grunt!) I hate finishing the dirty work by myself." Mad Monk waves staff and invokes special incantation and suddenly Hunan hero is surrounded by mad monks everywhere! They converge on him, delivering blow after blow with the staff from all directions as our hero frantically tries to fend off their attacks. "(Evil Cackle) Ha ha ha ha haaaa. You are no match for the power of the MAD MONK! I shall marry Mei-Lan and there's nothing you can do about it!" Bride: Oh no you're not! [Removes headress] Hunan Hero: Li-Jen! Li-Jen: That's me in the flesh. The real Mei-Lan is on her way back to the village. Monk: Huh? [looks her over] Why, you're her younger sister!" "Yes. I foiled your evil plans and now you're going to pay!" "Ha ha ha ha haaaa! It doesn't matter to me who I marry. Since you are here, I'll marry you instead, after I kill him!" [This brief distraction allows the Hunan Hero time to recover and invoke his specialty: the True Sight Kung-Fu Stance!] Fighting continues now in favor of the Hunan Hero, who is able to distinguish the real monk amid the phony phantoms. He is beating the crap out of the Monk. Finally, he delivers the critical blow which sends the mad monk reeling back onto the steps. "Give it up monk! You've lost. All I want is the girl." "Never! I won't give you the satisfaction of beating me." Runs up the steps and grabs the girl, leading the two of them up near a barrier shielding them from the cliffs out to the sea." Monk: Now, if you don't swear allegieance to me, I shall kill her!" "I don't think you will. Let the girl go and I'll spare your life." Monk: No. Not another step closer. Or I'll swear I'll kill her!" A struggle then ensures between Li-Jen and the monk. Hunan hero sees his chance and runs up the steps, but it is too late. She is knocked over into the descending sea cliffs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Delivers knockout blow to monk and looks out over the cliffs. | Yuusaku comes in with a bed sheets and clothes. "Here are the clothes. I'm going to change the bed sheets for you." "Duomo. (Ahhh CHOO!)" "Are you OK? I knew you're catch a cold staying out there in the rain that long. Quickly change out of these clothes while I make some herbal tea for you." "Hai!" (Yuusaku is surprised by her response, looks at her with a goofy face, places hand behind head, and gives a stymied laugh as he leaves.) "Ha - Ha - ha ha ha." Hikaru: I wonder what was that all about? (Inside bathroom, more reflection) (Turns on shower faucet) [Inside the kitchen, Yuusaku is dealing with his dual sides sitting on his shoulders] Evil Yuu: Hey big guy! Now's your big chance! You and her all alone in this big, empty house. Think of the possibilities! If you act fast, you can catch her on the rebound. Easy pickings! Angelic Yuu: Don't listen to him! Do you want to jeopardize your longtime friendship with her by taking advantage of her in her unstable state? Not very noble of you! Sure, you like her, but that's not the way to go about it. Provide her with your support and understanding in her hour of need. She will appreciate that more. There will be time for wooing her later on. Evil Yuu: Don't listen to that sissy talk! Men aren't suppose to be in touch with their "sensitive" side. Men take and grab what they like. And you like Hikaru. Listen. You never had the guts to tell her how you really feel about her, and now's your big chance. If you blow this off, you'll never have this opportunity again! She's in your territory, your bedroom! I would "kill" for the chance being offered to you. Angelic Yuu: It's not wrong to be good Yuusaku! Do the right thing. Control your sexual urges and resist temptation. You will be a better person for it. Evil Yuu: What good would that do? You want the quick strike, don't you? I can feel it in you. Don't resist it. Do what comes naturally. Release your carnal instincts! (We see Yuusaku beginning to lean towards the Evil Yuu's point of view; Angelic Yuu sensing defeat tries one last tactic) Angelic Yuu: Do you want your beloved Hikaru-chan to hate you forever? That's what you're risking if you follow his plan. (Yuusaku snaps out of his trance) "What was I thinking? (waves off Evil Yuu devil off his left shoulder) Evil Yuu: Damn you! I almost had him! Angelic Yuu: Good guys always win! Evil Yuu: (voice trailing off as he is falling) But he'll never have her. What a loser! (Kettle sounds) Yuuskau: Whew! Good time to make that tea now! [10 minutes later] We see Yuusaku coming into the room carrying the tea just as Hikaru is exiting the bathroom in her bra and panties. She walks up to wide eyed Yuusaku who is frozen by the sight! (Takes clothes off the bed) "Thanks for the pajamas. I forgot to bring it in with me. How careless of me! I go in and change. My, that tea smells good! You can put it on the nightstand. (looks at him) Is there something wrong?" (Tea set starts to shake) "N-n-no, of course not." "OK then. Goodnight!" (exits into bathroom again) (outside in the living room, with Yuusaku sitting on the couch) I was amazed at how calm and casual she was, standing there before me in only her underwear. That was the most flesh I had ever saw of her. Had she been nude, I would have totally freaked out and dropped the tea tray just from the sheer shock. Actually, to tell you the truth, I have seen her nude before. When we were little, I would accompnay Hikaru and Madoka to the public paths. But that was different. They weren't "developed" back then; rather flat-chested actually. But tough and scary to mess with. Here it was different; Hikaru was already "blooming" into a delicate white flower whose "distinctive" features stood out. Alas, though she appeared before me in her undies, she must still think of me as her little brother. That's why she wasn't the least bit embarrassed. I guess things will never change for the better for me. Humph! Even after my attempts this summer to win her over from Kyosuke. I must be cursed. Why did I even bother? [End of Ichi]